Well it's that time again...I'm gonna rant!

Ok well I won't go too out of control angry but...little bit

First before I go into the video I want you to read this:

http://movies.ign.com/articles/863/863492p1.html

This had all the information you need...But here's something I also want you to see...The title says this:

Legend of Zelda Movie Trailer Premiere
Your dreams realized.

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"Your dreams realized."

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I was not aware that my dreams......were to have a fake trailer made of Zelda...Ok you see what I'm saying here? NO that's not my dream.

"Ohhhhh, how did those things make it in this movie?"

I knew 10 seconds into the trailer it was fake...cause I looked at the bottom and it lasts more than a minute...You all know a film this big would not last that long.....and reveal the ENTIRE PLOT.

"Oooh shiny object."

I mean the trailer itself doesn't even look like a real movie, it looks fan made, gasp...Why is that I wonder? But it tried really hard I'll give it that...But some of the shots....ehh...were not very proffesional

"Stop!...Or I'll say stop again!"

Something else that's weird is it doesn't seem like the creators even knew what game this trailer was based off of, at first it looks like it's from Twilight Princess...Then it's Ocarina of Time...Then who knows what they did.

"Use the Triforce Link!"

So Link starts off as a farm boy(TP) he goes into Hyrule(TP) he talks to Zelda in the Temple of Time...um...Ok...

"Look it's Zant! I mean...Ganondorf! From Twilight Princess! No no Ocarina of Time! What game is this from anyway?!"

then she says when the doors close it will be 7 years in the past?....What? Um no...that's not right...It's suppose to be 7 years into the future isn't it? I guess this time they wanted him to go into the past to save an already doomed Hyrule...Is that a refference to Link to the Past? Or did they just flip the Ocarina thing backwards?

"SAM!!....Oh wait wrong movie."

So I'm guessing the other girl with the sword is suppose to be shiek.........And Sarashala?....What? He's from Link to the Past! What's he doing here? I have to say...They messed this up badly

"I am Impa...I mean Sheik...Wait who am I again?"

Ganondorf looks more like Darkness from the movie Legend...I guess they did that on purpose...

"I look like a lion! ROOARR!!"

Link is the Hero of Time in this trailer......What the mess, it's like they took all the games and put them together, the plot has to follow one game or the whole movie would be 70 hours long.

"You must go to Rivendel...I mean...Hyrule."

Ok ok...The CGI looked good, I'll praise that...But who in the world would do all that for a fake movie? Just to trick us? Hey here's an idea, make the movie real, but not this one, I'm afraid if this one came to be real it would Ba-Bomb at the box office just like the Mario Movie....Or the Final Fantasy Spirits within movie.

Why is there snow on a Volcano?

I'm not sure what else I can say here...I mean our hopes and dreams are dead already......I'm not sure why they are coming back to life only to get crushed again. At some point Nintendo needs to get a hint here...People keep making fake trailers...Maybe that means they want a real one?......No Billy...That's crazy talk.

IGN entertainment producton...I don't even beleive some of these names are real!

I promise...One day in my life I will get to see somebody that works for Nintendo...give them a little hint...and they'll say we don't to do it......But I am dedicated to doing my own movie...So...Yeah thanks guys. I was hoping that maybe they would do it so I wouldn't have to...And they didn't...so I guess I'm stuck with it.

"SAM!!!"