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There's one word that sums up Batman the Dark Knight:

Pure Awesome

And I could just end my thoughts right there, but I think I'll dig a little deeper:

*Spoilers!! Don't read unless you've seen the movie**

The movie was very entertaining, it was smart, and there was some comic relief...not much...but enough to keep it going. I'm sure by now you've read other reviews and they all say something positive about it, 5 stars and so on. Once again just like the first Batman movie, Joker steals the show but I thought he needed more screen time than he actually received, I think last time Jack Nicolson's Joker was on screen more than Batman, but this time was the same, except Joker didn't have as much as last time. Heath Ledger did a good job, and he played the part of a cruel and insane joker pretty well. I don't think that Jack Nicolson's Joker was the same because Jack had to do bad things or kill people with some kind of joke or make you laugh while he's doing it, Heath Ledger has that too, but unlike Jack this Joker made you laugh a bit...then you'd ask yourself "Why did I laugh? that wasn't funny."

The movie was not perfect, I can tell you that already, and you might be saying "Well no movie is perfect." And no it probably won't, but things in this movie that happened were a bit...I don't know...Disturbing...For example there's the part where Joker does the dissapearing Pen trick...yeah...that was messed the slam up. Also there was where that guy had a phone inside his stomach...but he didn't swallow it...there was a big scar on his chest...and it was a bomb...geeze...Is this Batman or is this the Godfather?!

Some things in this movie I found just a bit...absurd, for example there were so many people betraying other people, like there were nearly 1,000 double agents everywhere, mostly cops...How can Joker have so many people working for him? In the begining of the movie he kills all the people working for him. But there were times where he gave people no other choice and threatened their familes...I understand that kinda, but I'm not talking about that. Another thing absurd was all the bombs he had placed everywhere...he had bombs in warehouses, bombs on boats, and he had bombs planted in a hospital and brought the whole building down......you know it takes months for proffesional men to hook up explosives to take down a building? How did Joker know which structures to bomb? How could he have so much time in between bombing other places? How did NO BODY notice so many bombs being brought into a hospital or two huge boats?! I don't know maybe I'm thinking too much. The last thing I thought was silly was Batman and the Sonar cellphones, and the computers that supposedly can do that in the real world...since when? Basically Batman has bat eyes that can see all floors of a building...that's....just....stupid!

Harvey Dent was done pretty well, I think most fans knew that he'd turn into Two-Face, that was a bit inevitable, I was greatful that it was not acid that burns his face, it's actual fire that makes his face look that way...also...you can see his bones...that's a bit much to me. I was suprized though that Two-Face's story is already over...I was thinking that Two-Face would be the villain for the next movie but...he died...Oh...ok so now what?

The film is rated PG-13 but there's no way this is for kids, it should be rated R because some of the things I saw like the pen through the eye and the cell phone in the guy reminded me alot of the Saw series it wasn't actual gore, but it was close enough, I think it showed you can have disturbing images without blood and gore and stuff like that. Joker was a bit crazy...well not a bit, and some of the things he did were funny, but you couldn't laugh because at the same time it was just evil...I guess the way he behaved while doing some unspeakable thing was just disturbing, like he gathers up 5 men to rob a bank, and after they're done with their part he kills them all.......who does that??!

The theme of the movie is that when the pressure is on, people are bad and do anything to stay alive and keep their families safe, which has been done before, but Joker turns it up to Eleven, giving people choices of their own to see who lives and who dies, he's proven wrong in the end, but through all the action and drama and Joker's insanity it's hard to see, it's not like in the first movie where Batman has that line "It's not who I am underneath" Batman says to Joker that you're wrong, people can be good, but realisticly, it showed more of how bad people can be...I'm not saying I'm for the bad, I'm just saying that there was maybe one good act that happened at the end.

The ending is ok...It ended similar to how my Eclipso series ended I think. Joker gets arrested, and your thinking "Well the movie must be close to over." When Eclipso opens the Phoenix Seal you would think the same thing, however it doesn't end like you would expect...But now all Batman worked for turns upside down, he makes a descion that just ruins his image forever, and now people believe him to be a bad guy, the police destroy the Bat-signal...The story can go anywhere from here I suppose, but at the same time if the new Batman franchise ended with Dark Knight, I guess that would be fine. It'd be hard to top this movie, and if they do make a 3rd sequal, I hope it doesn't turn out like SpiderMan 3. Joker is still alive, he could come back again, but they may go into other villians such as Cat Woman or Riddler...I dunno.

I'll be honest, blunt, and frank, I expect....Nothing.

The main problem I have is with the Zelda Community, people I've said this before and I'll say it again. There's not going to be another Zelda game this year.

Twilight Princess came out 2006...Yeah...that was only 2 years ago, and reality check, every Zelda games comes out 5 to 10 years apart from each other...lol...No new Zelda game yet.

As for everything else...well...I rather have a good Wii game come out than a bunch of new accessories for the Wii and DS come out.

First I want to announce a new affiliate, Zelda Temple, be sure to give them a visit!

I have some new stuff for the Production log, like this for example:

At this rate we'll have the movie done before you can say "Hey that looks ok"

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Ok so I've been away for a while, and I just want to go over all the new things I've done since my last update here in June: Let's go over the list of what I've done this last month

Rants

Kelvar Backstory

Yeah......I'd say that's alot of stuff in half a month, lol

Here's all the details on the new project I'm going to working on alongside the Zelda movie.

I'll also try to answer all the questions I can, this series isn't really a series, it'll probably be around 10 episodes or whatever, but the main reason I'm bringing it out now is because of my Graphic Design major. So far I have not made anything that could be considered my "full" property or broadcasted that does not violate copyright, because I've worked on Zelda matierial for so long. I need to make something that completely belongs to me.

I have new buttons cause the old ones were way outdated, they're in the buttons page here, so please choose some good ones if your affilated with me.

New buttons

The site should be back up fully now, if you see an error let me know okay?

Hey everyone, The site is back online, Kyle was able to get it back up last night so I owe him one. I have 4 new rants, and one new update in the Move log, and the rest of the stuff I've done is on Youtube, so if you want to see what I've been doing go to my youtube channel.

The site's not back 100% yet, but I'm working on it, so just give it a while and things will get back to normal.

......well I might be in college for a while...I'm more tired than a cow...And not from working on the log, cause I haven't worked on it at all in my mind...I've got a rope around me and there I go...to the places I rather not go...but I have to...why? Cause I'm evil if I don't go...and my scissors just don't work...I took my grandad to the hospital last Friday...which you know, I stayed the weekend at my parents...Monday and Tuesday I did some actual work on the log....and the rest the week I'm back at my Grandad's house and my other grandparents house......and I'm now at my parents house............I think I now live in a car.......

When I was born....every 2 to 4 years we'd move......Didn't matter what I wanted to do...I wanted to stay put...but nope we moved and moved and moved and moved and moved.....and moved again....and when we stayed at a house for about 5 years...a new personal best.....we moved AGAIN! So as you can tell...I'm not a happy traveler...I like to stay put for more than 49 hours...But now it's Summer...and I'm entertaining to people...so I have to entertain people...which is not bad every once in a while...after a few days straight I dream of home...And...I don't know I'm not sure what I'm doing typing this but I thought I'd just let you know what's going on with me...I'm losing my mind...And the Zelda movie may actually keep me sane instead of the other way around.

Fun fact I don't let people watch me when I make episodes and stuff...some of you may know what I'm talking about because people will lean over your shoulder...breath down your neck asking "What's this?" and "What's that?" And the worst to me being "That looks kinda bad." And all I have to do is stop and look at them and say "Well...it's not finished yet." Can't imagen a masterpiece look beautiful before it's completed can you? I can't...I mean it all starts with one line...then more lines...then color...and other stuff....So that's why I haven't done as much stuff as I wanted.

I have Oreintation for college next week........yeah...pretty stupid to have it in June...like I'm going to remember anything they told me when August comes. After that I'll have to do stuff at home that next week, as for July I have no plans...Maybe I'll actually get to work some on the log huh? Unlikely but I'll hope I can.

Just wanted to let you know the log is updated again, and that I'm not going to make an update here every time I update it, so you'll have to look to see if it's updated or not...it's pretty much the second home page to me now, and I'll update the image when I got a few more things to show, and if I think I have a drawing that's gold I'll probably update it here.

So I guess you guys are a bit sad that there won't be any more episodes for me to upload huh? Well I am sorry about that, but I will have the production log updated maybe every other day, I'll still have plenty of rants to rant on, and I'll try to work on the site a bit more, but I'm still having things going on in real life that need to be taken care of.

As for the production log I think it's going well, but I'm getting ahead of myself because I'm really itching to animate something...because that's what I do, lol, I don't consider myself a fan art person, I consider myself a fan art person with moving art, if that makes sense. Seeing the Deku Tree and Saria just there without movement isn't enough for me...they have to move and be alive for me to be satisfied.

I'm going to try a comedy series on the side, if you haven't already you should go and see the sqwiggly hair man on my Youtube Channel, I wanted to do a series with sqwiggly hair man and Ed...I don't know when I'll get to it but I think it'll be pretty good.

I thought I'd never see the day when I finished two full length series that are both 30 episodes or longer...But I did, and to me that's an accomplishment worth celebrating, but I don't have time for that because that was the easy part, now comes the hard part...making a Zelda Movie.

Finishing Eclipso was bittersweet, as I thought it was a great series with a top notch story, and it will probably remain my favorite series for a long time.

For the Zelda movie I haven't gotten to a great start because I thought I would be finished with Eclipso like in March or April...but as you know it's nearly two days from June...that's pretty bad. To me Hero Returns and Eclipso were like a warm up for the Zelda Movie...yeah...a 6 year long warm up. This is gonna be insane to do, and as much as I want to start right away I can't. My grandad is sick and I have to take him to the hospital...well by the time you've read this I we may already be at the hospital, I'll have to work hard to get the movie done and according to my calculations...(Which we all know are bad) I'll probably be half way done with the movie by the end of this year...I know, and that's probably optomistic because I always guess something like this wrong.

I'm going to move the Eclipso links on the main left frame for a while but I'll eventually take them off and you'll have to click the Coolo Eclipso image to to change the left frame view the series from now on.

I'm really excited to start working on the movie, but I'll have to take my time to make sure it's top notch, and I'm going to spend hours to make sure every little detail is percise...it's gonna be a project.

Ok ok some of you have bombed me with "What's going on?!" and I decided it's time to let you in on what's happening.

Monday I set up tin foil pans to stop birds from pooping in my back porch, Tuesday my Brother and Sister-in-law and my best friend showed up and I had no idea they would be at my house, today I went with my family to my Mom and Dad's house and we just got back, Thursday we're going to see Indiana Jones, and Friday I need to go to one of my friends graduation...Saturday I have no clue what I'm doing, as for next week I don't know either. One thing I have to do is start to make money or my father will shoot me, so I'm going to start my Ebay account and sell stuff, and I need to make more than 7,000 dollars I guess...I don't know why exactly, but Wal-Mart never called back so I guess I'm on my own. As for Episode 30 I've worked on it here and there but because my computer has become the slowest thing on earth I haven't gotten very far. This week has been just chaotic and for no real reason, but it just seems like I'm at home one minute and then in a vehicle going somewhere the next. I hope things settle down because I can't be this busy every week, I have to work on the movie and improve my artwork...and make money at the same time.

Well after...a very long time I finally graduated yesterday, got there early to try out my gown, hat didn't fit, sat around for an hour wondering why we were suppose to be there so early, waited in a 200 people line, walked down the row of chairs, mom was wailing crying in the back row, sweating bullets...cause it was so hot...singin hot hot hot...blinded by photos, walked around the building to take photos...Barbeque for breakfast, lunch, and dinner... mmm mmm mmm...Fishing trip, caught 7 Bass and a Catfish, actually I got the Catfish and I brought it on land, but I couldn't put my thumb in his mouth because it was closed, so I tried to open it, then he flopped around, broke my line, and fell right back in the water...So he still has the hook and lizard in his mouth...dumb fish...caught one fish through his eye, caught a frog...And sister-in-law caught a 4 pound fish. So I had a big happy fun day yesterday...AND I got to work a little bit on 29 so I got something accomplished...But oh yeah graduating wasn't bad...Now I have 3 more years before I get out of school...................

............Yeah...I didn't REALLY graduate, I have my associates Degree case...I don't have the degree because they send it through the mail...ripoff